Right now, I am feeling completely overwhelmed. Between moving in less than two months, work stress, other obligations, being a little sick, and my church service being canceled, I’m not really in the mood for jokes.
Which, I find, is the perfect time for jokes.
Here are three that I’ve always enjoyed.
Q. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A. A Roamin’ Catholic.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who accidentally cut off his entire left side?
A. He’s all right now.
A man goes to the doctor and has several tests done. The doctor tells him that he has a terminal disease.
The man says, “That’s terrible! How long do I have?”
The doctor says, “Eight.”
The man says, “Eight? Eight what? Months? Years? Weeks?”
The doctor says, “Seven.”