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best joke about men
best joke about marriage
best joke about chuck norris
best joke about blonde
best joke about christmas
best joke about women
best joke about polish
best joke about obama
best joke about indian
best joke about french

…and the first hit for each of those:

best joke about men
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don’t work.

best joke about marriage
Remember: no matter how good a woman looks, some guy somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her crap!

best joke about chuck norris
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

best joke about blonde
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.

best joke about christmas
One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pissed that Santa was never around to appreciate all of the hard work she had been doing around the house. Santa decided he needed to go home, sit in front of a fire and relax.
When he got there, Miss Clause was all up in his face and wouldn’t let down. Then, there was a knock on the door. It was Rudolph. He said the reindeer were sick and tired of Santa not upgrading to the new lightweight sleigh and they were joining the elves walkout. Santa slammed the door and threatened “The next person who knocks on that door is gonna get it!”
At that time, there was a knock on the door. Santa flung the door open and there stood a tiny little angel. The angel had been searching for the perfect Christmas tree for Santa’s house all day long, until it found the perfect one. The little angel asked, “Santa, I was wondering where you would like me to stick this tree?”
And that is the story of how the angel atop the tree tradition began.

best joke about women
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.

best joke about polish
An American is walking down a street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick. He’s standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick.
Seeing the Polak’s ignorance, the American wrenches the pole out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the yardstick, and says, “There! 10 feet long!”
The Polak grabs the yardstick and shouts, “You idiot American! I don’t care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!”

best joke about obama
“Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said this guy has experience negotiating with the enemy. For gosh sake, he lives with his mother-in-law, you know.” – David Letterman

best joke about indian
Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toth begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghussi mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do…!”

best joke about french
Did you know the toothbrush was invented by the French?
If it had been invented by anyone else it would have been called the teethbrush.

 

CONCLUSION:
Google does not understand the word “best,” and/or the word “joke.”

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