Dumb Jokes About (Blank)

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dumb blonde jokes about men

And the first result for each:

dumb jokes about women
“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.” -Roseanne Barr

dumb jokes about people
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The readhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no,” she says, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” says the doctor. “Your finger is broken.”

dumb jokes about blondes
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane.  The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.
The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.  The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.
The lawyer fires his first question “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.  The blonde then asked the lawyer “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
The lawyer’s face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.
The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, “Well, what is the answer?”
The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.

dumb jokes about christmas
What do you call a bird dog in December?
A point setter.

dumb jokes about men
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.

dumb jokes about guys
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don’t work.

dumb jokes about school
What kid of candy do you eat during school break?
Recess pieces.

dumb jokes about cats
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies!

dumb jokes about ducks
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks.

dumb blonde jokes about men
A blonde guy goes to a football game and finds his place in the bleachers. After a while, someone behind him yells, “Hey, George.”
The blonde gets up and scans the crowd behind him. Not seeing anyone he recognizes, he sits down.
Some time later, someone yells again, “Hey, George.”
The blonde gets up again and looks around. Seeing no one he knows, he sits down.
A third time, someone yells, “Hey, George.”
Finally, the blonde gets up, turns around and yells back, “Knock it off! My name’s not George.”

 

CONCLUSION:
Searching for dumb jokes has somewhat better odds of finding actual humor than searching for “best” jokes.

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