CAVEAT: yes, I know, terrible stereotypes about blondes. Substitute your own favorite group if you prefer, like “joke-telling idiot bloggers.”
A blonde woman was speeding along in her shiny red sports car when she was pulled over by a cop — who was also a blonde woman.
“I need to see your license,” said the cop.
The woman dug around in her purse for several minutes but couldn’t seem to find it. “What does it look like?” she finally asked.
Sighing, the cop said, “It’s rectangular and it has your picture on it.”
The woman pulled out her small four-sided mirror and took a look, then handed it confidently to the cop.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back, saying, “You can go. I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were a cop.”