Reason #184967 Normal People Look At You Funny

Me: …all right, that should do it. If you have any questions or concerns at any point in the process, please don’t hesitate to give me a call.

Customer: Thank you! And have a very merry Christmas.

Me: Well, thank you — you too!

Customer: (offended) Me too what?

Me: I’m sorry?

Customer: If you mean “Merry Christmas,” then say “Merry Christmas.” If your company tells you you can’t say “Merry Christmas,” you quit that job and you get a different one!

Me: They… I…

Customer: There wouldn’t even be insurance companies if it weren’t for baby Jesus.

Me: …How’s that?

Customer: There wouldn’t be anything.

Me: …

Customer: Or… or is it you who won’t say “Merry Christmas?” DO YOU BELIEVE IN BABY JESUS?

Me: I…

Customer: I want a different adjuster.

Me: Ma’am, I…

Customer: I can’t talk to you.


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