Category Archives: Jokes

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

I didn’t want to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. Advertisements

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A terrible joke that you should not laugh at.

A little girl goes up to her mother and asks, “Mommy, why did you name me Daisy?” Her mother says, “Well, dear, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head, and so we named you Daisy.” Daisy’s sister … Continue reading

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Wait for it… wait for it…

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, … Continue reading

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What a dumb joke.

I found a whole page of jokes I hadn’t heard before — which is VERY rare for me — and I can’t believe (a) how long it took me to get this joke, and (b) how hard I laughed when … Continue reading

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Hey-ohhhhh

Two guys are discussing popular trends on family values, including sex and marriage. Henry says, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before I got married, did you?” Jack says, “I’m not really sure — what was her maiden name?”

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Troll Level: Humor

A man is driving downt he road and his car breaks down near a monastery.    He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks … Continue reading

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I hope I haven’t already told this joke.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?       Because the p is silent.

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